You know you Rp too much online..
by: Blades Fire Inn

You Know You Do Too Much Online Role Play When.....

1)…your friends get really worried about the place you're drinking in.not realizing it's a role-play

2)…you start looking at ppl and try to work out which Inn character they remind you of most...

3)…instead of laughing at jokes you say...(yournamehere)laughs.

4)…you think your next door neighbor is an assassin from another realm...

5)…you dream in words ;)

6)…you write down all your actions and thoughts in purple italics

7) {adding to 3 & 5} …you talk to someone irl, you begin to plot out the actions in your head that you'd usually type (i.e. (name) walks slowly towards ____, his/her eyes opening wide)

8)…instead of laughing you say "lol" or "lmao" spelling the letters out.

9)…you no longer have to actually drink a beer but imagine one in your hand to get drunk.

10)…someone really annoys you, you go looking around for your gold hammer to send them flying out of the room.

11)…someone repeatedly enters a room you say wb.

12)…You go ty instead of thank you.

13)…you're asked to go somewhere you ask for a link instead of directions

14)…someone is yelling you so you tell them to shut their caps lock off.

15)…you want something to disappear are appear you start willing it away or snapping your fingers at it,

16)…in a fight you ask the person next to you to boot them

17)…blinks

18)…you buy a skull bone and name it Draven.

19)…you hired a hitman in rl to go after ardon shen.

20)…you get mauled by a coyote thinking it was silver.

21)…you make a profile of yourself and when you meet someone new you hand it to them.

22)…you asked a lifeguard where the jello pool is.

23)…you call every bar tender you meet Marcus.

24)…you try to buy stock in Blade's Fire Inn.

25)…you post a wanted sign around your city for the capture of ardon shen.

26)…you buy a cat and call it little mother.

27)…your character is pregnant and your water breaks in rl.

28)…you get frustrated with Starbuck's because they don't sell 90 weight coffee.

29)…you cringe at the thought of see through pants and a mesh tee shirt. (inside joke for those who don't understand)

30)…you think next door's nasty cat is a moofie and he's after you

31)…you think that your boss who has been calling you idiot the past couple of days is (H) ardon shen.

32)…you get beaten up and look for the nearest magician/wizard to heal you.

33)…you start to dress and act like your character.

34)…you look in the phone book for the address of ardon shen so you can beat him up.

35)…you automatically reach for a hammer when you enter a room

36)…you kenderproof your bedroom

37)…you look for katanas and daggers to add to your collection IRL...

38)…you talk to someone on the phone and call him/her by their on screen name

39)…you meet someone and say 'Hail ' instead of Hello

40)…you start laughing in lol instead of the usual way

41)…you enter a bar and wonder where the fire and the othlass are

42)…you start looking on the Internet for assassin's guilds so you can go and join or spy

43)…the first thing you do every morning is reach for your armor

44)…you start looking around for a Kender when things seem to go missing

45)…you wish you had a hammer when a**holes start a ruckus at a bus stop

46)…you can't find a room, in a building, you look for a little button that says "create a chat"

47)…as soon as you enter a room you attempt to jump up to the rafters.

48)…You start turning your imaginary wedding band

49)…you call you rl bf/gf by your online one's name (that can get nasty)

50)…you start making sentances out of emoticons (e.g., I got your , the )

51)…you take a drink out of the fridge, you put a quarter on the counter to pay Marcus

52)…you paste the picture from your profile onto your mirror

53)...you dictate your actions as you do them

54)…you do air quotes when you talk of rl

55)…(this one is really on for my case)You start to look around for your dæmon, or imagine what shape she is

56)…you start sticking your hand in the fire, expecting to reach in and pull out a little blue flame. (that one really hurt)

57)...you finally realize that you can't drink twenty cups of coffee in less than half an hour....

58)...you try to bare your fangs at someone you don't like.

59)...you start to growl irl at ppl.

60)...you look for your daggers to sharpen while you are sitting at the dining room table.

61)...you attempt to shift your forms irl and it doesn't work.

62)...people look at you funny when you ask for an othlass at the local pub.

63)...you start making up assassin contracts for your enemies. (oh wait...that still happens....it's called the Mafia)

64)...you no longer take notice at all the stares you get for carrying around a longsword and 6 daggers on your body.

65)...you cut yourself and look to the magic ring on your left hand (that doesn't exist) to heal the wound.

66)…delivering a baby is as easy as 1-2-3

67)…cleaning your room is just a *snap* away

68)…going to class means falling asleep in front of the fire

69)…getting hit by a snowball, you immediately look for Long ( )

70)…reading the newspaper, you start looking for the "reply" button

71)…you begin looking at the things around your house as a foreign object not yet invented

72)…you cry irl over something that happened while rping

73)…you constantly wonder who's out to kill you this time

74)...ye gave birth ta se'en kids a' once an' e'er'thin' goes wi'out a hitch.

75)...yer se'en kids grow up ta full grown in a matter o' weeks an' ye stay th' same age.

76)...ye wonder why e'er'one takes a plane instead o' using wings like yer husband's.

77)...ye try ta pay fer yer drinks at th' bar wi' jewels an' gold instead o' money.

78)…you hear a loud boom and you look around expecting to find elven wall ghost tinkering with a pager

79)…you mess up on your spelling you automatically look for your typist so you can kick them

80)...you try airwalking up the stairs and fall flat on your face...

81)...you go to buy coffee and look for the weight...

82)...you go to pull out an rpg out of your backpack and get your cell phone...

83)... you have to leave you look at your non-existent pager...

84)...some one at the pub asks what you do and you tell them your a "merc/thief'...

85)… you meet your friend and wonder if you should pounce them before they pounce you first

86)…you think about licking someones face hello

87)…you pad into a room instead of walking

88)…you wonder if something would be heavy to carry in your muzzle

89)…you think you should clip your claws instead of filing your nails

90)…your happy to see someone and think should I pant happily or wag my tail

91)…you think you lost your wedding band then realize you don't have one irl

92)…you think about biting someone who gets you mad

93)…you go to sit by the fireplace then remember you don't have one

94)…you call for Marcus to bring you something

95)…you think (your characters name) instead of I ....

96)…someone asks you how many kids you have and you include the rp ones

97)…and then go on to name them..

98)…you talk .....then say action/unaction that

99)….you think about your rl mate ....you think to yourself what your going to do before you do it..eg....walks over and kisses him passionately

100)…you try to will that annoying lecturer/boss into the pool (jello or ordinary) and can't work out why your magic won't work

101)…your best friends are a vampire, a coyote, an angel, a few elves, a styric priestess and a few dozen knights / warriors / assassins. (( Carcar started that one I added))

102)…you Wooooooo Hooooooo and OY!!!! so much you get funny looks in the street.

103)…you say aye instead of yes and Nay instead of no

104)…you're friends hear so much about the Inn that they want to go with you one time so they can meet all these strange people that you seem to know

105)…you are firmly convinced you have teleported to another place and open your eyes to find you have moved not to another realm, but only a step away from where you were....

106)…on applications for employment you put down Barkeep/bouncer for Blades fire inn. Or you put warrior of light, trouble maker, renegade mutant elf psychopath etc.....

107)…on said applications you put under references Longblade, Elven wall ghost, Kendhara blade, etc....

108)…under qualities you put able to blow stuff up with c4, impale a person 500 times before they hit ground, able to use magic etc.........

109)…your friends wonder why you come home from the bar that you are never drunk.

110)…you go through the phone book looking up for crazy ahmeds phone number ((right elven))

111)…you want to fire, decapitate, impale your typist everytime you mess up on a sentence while talking only to realize you are your own typist irl.

112)…rp somehow becomes all to real to you irl

113)…You're up 'till 3:00am chatting, wondering why you'er tired the next morning

114)…You begin say "action that" when talking to a friend

115)…you become way to dependable on emoticons

116)…you refer to all your friends (and the dog) as Foofs

117)…saying foofdammit has become just another way to swear

118)…an early night means crawling into bed at around 2:30am

119)…and a late one means no sleep at all

120)…you feed your typist chocolate to stop them from starting a revolution

121)…trying to avoid someone, you try to put them to sleep with magic so they won't see you

122)…you post rl pics of you wearing what your character does (lol my bad...i know)

123)…you start calling everyone 'Dear One'

124)…you tell the cat off...in meow's and purrs

125)…the vicar doesn't turn up at a wedding and you say it ok, you're a priestess so you can officiate

126)…you try and hurl a lightning bolt at someone who annoys you

127)…someone mentions rabbits, you immediately think of Vapor and Azey

128)…you read through this list and can apply most of them to yourself and think of some more that have been missed

129)... you shuffle into work ,and everybody looks at you strangely...

130)... you stick your tongue out at your boss when you think she isn't looking.

131)...then you find out she was looking when she gives you a sweet kiss :P:P

132)... you talk to your co-workers, and keep on referring to Bubbles (my pet moofie that loves to eat soap)

133)...then when they ask, 'who is Bubbles?".. and you attempt to pull out your rp pet moofie from your jacket..

134)... you fall in love with someone in real life, through the characters.. (ermm.. ok, so this isnt such a bad thing)

135)... you stay up till 3am in the morning, and..... (nm, this one has already been done.. erk!)

136)... you start swinging a flashlight around at work, thinking it's a light saber

137)... you lovingly talk about your 7 kids, all grown up, even though you are only 23.....

138)... you think the best thing in life, is role playing ((hehe, i'm going to die for this one))

139)...you are talking to your co-worker, then slap your hands and apologize to your co-worker for your typist

140)…your college work gets put on the back burner (kids, don't try this at home)

141)…your rl parents look at you strangely when you start speaking to them in Elizabethan english, "old" english, or in wingdings

142)…your alarm goes off, you think its dreadful sounds from hell, since in your time, no such thing exists

143)…you give up going out to do something to stay and log on into your room of choice

144)…your eyes become bloodshot, and appear to have dark circles under them from lack of sleep

145)…you rent every medieval movie you can find to get ideas for new characters, or your current one

146)…you marry several different males/females, and its legal ( *ahem* I can think of one person in particular)

147)…You begin "zapping" your way out of rl problems, and nothing happens

148)…you begin signing your letters/documents with your characters name, instead of your own

149)…U start ta use da word FOOF *shudders* in common speak *winkz at the foofz*

150)…you walk through your house, thinking that every room you enter is a totally new realm